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Nov. 2nd already?
My wedding anniversary is coming up in a few weeks. (4 years!)
I'm going to go see Gwen Stefani @ George Mason U in Fairfax this weekend.
Debating whether or not to go to Vegas for a 3-day deal (about $478 per person - airfare & hotel) or stay a week in Myrtle Beach next month (free, just gotta pay for gas and food) if we can arrange the time off. From my lovely friend, Dan, via today's email. He makes me smile.
> ---Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
> other: "Does this Taste funny to you?"
> ---An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The
> kids were nothing to look at either.
> ---I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other
> day but I couldn't find any. ---What do you call a
> fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> ---Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar
> tender here?"
> BUT WAIT -- THERE'S MORE!! Here are the 10 first place
> winners in the International Pun Contest:
> 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead
> raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm
> sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
> 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns
> to the other and says "Dam!".
> 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they
> lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank,
> proving once again that you can't have your kayak and
> heat it too.
> 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my
> electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first
> replies "Yes, I'm positive."
> 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused
> Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend
> dental medication.
> 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
> and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
> tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager
> came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
> "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because",
> he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
> 7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
> One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
> "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they
> name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
> himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
> picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
> also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
> "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
> 8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments,
> so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
> Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of
> God, a rival florist across town thought the
> competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to
> close down, but they would not. He went back and
> begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the
> rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and
> most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
> Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store,
> saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
> Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh
> can prevent florist friars.
> 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
> of the time, which produced an impressive set of
> calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
> made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
> suffered from bad breath. This made him..... A super
> calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
> 10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten
> different puns to his friends, with the hope that at
> least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in
> ten did.
-- The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WVU is playing UConn tonight - wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
35 to 3 at the end of the first half. *snicker*
Gosh darn, I love WVU football - WOOP!For random celebrity news: Pink & Carey Hart got married!
I thought this was cool because I like Pink (wish I could have her hair - it's kinda Gwen Stefani-ish) and I think Carey Hart is awesome. (Remember, I'm an ex-skater/surfer chica?) Speaking of Pink, I need some more kidsilk haze. It makes me happy.
There are kittens to be fed on the patio. Will be back later. Love, Anne