Basics...

Who is your cell phone provider? Verizon
What kind of phone do you have? Motorola RAZR
What color is your phone? gray & pink
Is your phone a bar phone, flip phone, or slider? Flip
How long have you have your phone? A year
What phone do you want next? Some Samsung thingy that Heather has.

Open your cell phone...

Who is your last missed call? Jake
Who did you last call? Heather
Who last called you? Jake
Who is your fifth missed call? someone looking for a job
Who is your third received call? My boss

Open your text messages...

What is your eighth text message? A question from Heather
How many messages are in your inbox? 86
Who do you have messages from? John, Laura, Heather, Jake, Amod, Alice, Pam, Matt, Ru, Angela, Ashley, Karen, Michelle, Travis, Verizon Customer Service, Sajin, Rachel, Jason, Cristi, Dave, Chris S, Chris D, Eric
What is the sixth message you sent? "John is working til 5."
Who do you text the most? John or Heather.

Open your phone book...

Who is the first person in the T's? Tania
Who is the fourth person in the P's? Poke
Who is the fifth person in the B's? Becca
Who is the first person in the I's? ICE
Who is the third person in the O's? No one
Who is the fifth person in the R's? Ru
Who is the first person in the W's? WTOP traffic hotline
Who is the first person in your phone book? Ali
Who is the last person in your phone book? Verizon Auto-pay speed dial

Final Questions...
Do you prefer to call or text? depends on who it is
Do you take pictures with your phone? 92% of the time
Do you set individual ringtones for each of your friends? Some of them.
What is your main ringtone? Don't Cha
Do you get online on your phone? Nah. I'd need a keyboard phone for that.
Do you buy ringtones, make them, or use the ones on the phone? Buy em.  ¶ 8:55 PM 0 wigglysnacks

For those who were asking to see the finished product.

...And this is one of two new Fuzzy Feet I am working on for John.

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Ganked from Pam's blog today: (thanks sweety!)

Bold for stuff you’ve done, italics for stuff you plan to do one day, and normal for stuff you’re not planning on doing.

My personal knitting conquests LOL

• Afghan/Blanket (baby sized)
• I-cord
• Garter stitch
• Knitting with metal wire
• Shawl
• Stockinette stitch
• Socks: top-down
• Socks: toe-up
• Knitting with camel yarn
• Mittens: Cuff-up
• Mittens: Tip-down
• Hat
• Knitting with silk
• Moebius band knitting
• Participating in a KAL
• Sweater
• Drop stitch patterns
• Knitting with recycled/secondhand yarn
• Slip stitch patterns
• Knitting with banana fiber yarn
• Domino knitting (modular knitting)
• Twisted stitch patterns
• Knitting with bamboo yarn
• Two end knitting
• Charity knitting
• Knitting with soy yarn
• Cardigan
• Toy/doll clothing
• Knitting with circular needles
• Knitting with your own handspun yarn
• Slippers
• Graffiti knitting (knitting items on, or to be left on the street)
• Continental knitting
• Designing knitted garments
• Cable stitch patterns (incl. Aran)
• Lace patterns
• Publishing a knitting book
• Scarf
• American/English knitting (as opposed to continental)
• Knitting to make money
• Button holes
• Knitting with alpaca
• Fair Isle knitting
• Norwegian knitting
• Dyeing with plant colors
• Knitting items for a wedding
• Household items (dishcloths, washcloths, tea cozies…)
• Knitting socks (or other small tubular items) on two circulars
• Olympic knitting
• Knitting with someone else’s handspun yarn
• Knitting with DPNs
• Holiday related knitting
• Teaching a male how to knit
• Bobbles
• Knitting for a living
• Knitting with cotton
• Knitting smocking
• Dyeing yarn
• Steeks
• Knitting art
• Fulling/felting
• Knitting with wool
• Textured knitting
• Kitchener BO
• Purses/bags
• Knitting with beads
• Swatching
• Long Tail CO
• Entrelac
• Knitting and purling backwards
• Machine knitting
• Knitting with self-patterning/self-striping/variegating yarn
• Stuffed toys
• Baby items
• Knitting with cashmere
• Darning
• Jewelry
• Knitting with synthetic yarn
• Writing a pattern
• Gloves
• Intarsia
• Knitting with linen
• Knitting for preemies
• Tubular CO
• Freeform knitting
• Short rows
• Cuffs/fingerless mitts/arm warmers
• Pillows
• Knitting a pattern from an online knitting magazine
• Rug
• Knitting on a loom
• Thrummed knitting
• Knitting a gift
• Knitting for pets
• Shrug/bolero/poncho
• Knitting with dog/cat hair <-------- corrected - thanks Cristi :)
  
• Hair accessories
• Knitting in public

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Many thanks to Cristi for finding this - I haven't stopped laughing since I clicked on it

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And now the WTF was I thinking part....

I just completed my Tuxedo Jacket from Twinkle's Big City Knits.
At 2:17 am this morning.

I was sitting in bed while John slept, completing the second sleeve, seaming them and weaving in ends, la la la - and watching "For Love Of The Game" with Kevin Costner and Kelly Preston - and was feeling pretty good about only taking 6 weeks to actually complete a sweater without losing the project bag, losing stitch counts or any other of my previous disasters...

No such luck. I wasn't getting off that easy.

I tried on the sweater this morning before going to work and cried.
Now, not withstanding the fact that it still needs to be blocked, but OMG it looks TERRIBLE on me. Awful. The only way it resembles anything like the FO in the book is if I put it on a clothes hanger or lay it out on the bed. See, I'm too fat for these patterns but I tried to talk myself into thinking if I just modified the patterns to fit my measurements then it would be fiiiiine. 5 & 1/2 skeins and 6 weeks later I have a beautiful chair cover. The pictures of the original FO/pattern in the book are on a tall willowy skinny wisp of a model who is most likely a size 4 and 6 feet tall and she looks great in her white TJ sweater. I look like a tree stump. I need to lose like 80 lbs before I can successfully pull this look off. Or go back to 1987 when I was skinny and dressed like Sheila E.

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"Wearing the Fug so you don't have to!"

Will post more later -- gotta go finish laundry...

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Hee.

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Cristi took this piccie of us at MD S&W contributing to All About Yarn's Red Scarf Project. Can you spot the redneck?

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More pressie - oh I'm not worthy LOL

Tania sent me some special Hello Kitty plush dolls and yummy yarn...
*purrs*

Again I am the luckiest to have such fantastic friends who are looking out for me. I truly appreciate my friends and am truly blessed.

Speaking of friends - Cristi is in town for MD S&W so if all goes to plan, she, Pam & I will meet up with other knittyheads on Sunday. They're already going tomorrow, but I of course have to work.

I'm not even going to get to go to Richmond for the spring NASCAR race!!!

*cries*

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Fuwari & Kin.

On YouTube too.

Thank you yet again Jun. :)

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